I'm no rocket surgeon - story time

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 07/22/2016 at 09:47 • Filed to: None

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as I sit in bumper to bumper commuter traffic that is going nowhere I think “man, I wish I knew what the holdup was, maybe I could go around”.

a song finishes on the radio and the talking starts, another damned traffic report, “UGH” I sigh audibly to no one as I change the channel to get more music.

wasn’t until I got to the intersection where the lights were out that it occurred to me that this sort of thing was probably what the traffic report could have informed me of...

djmt1 > MonkeePuzzle 07/22/2016 at 09:53

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I have public transport so I can’t empathise but here have this classic.

Clemsie McKenzie > djmt1 07/22/2016 at 09:57

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Wow here’s something I didn’t think I’d find here! Some good ol’ Mitchell and Webb!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MonkeePuzzle 07/22/2016 at 10:03

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And I’m no brain scientist.

djmt1 > Clemsie McKenzie 07/22/2016 at 10:05

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Yeah they do some good stuff but Armstrong and Miller are probably my favourite comedy duo.

E90M3 > MonkeePuzzle 07/22/2016 at 10:39

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shop-teacher > MonkeePuzzle 07/22/2016 at 10:43

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Not the sharpest spoon in the shed ;)

MonkeePuzzle > shop-teacher 07/22/2016 at 10:56

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as someone wiht the name shop-teacher, you can appreciate that I, like every kid who ever took metal shop, I sharped every thing! if I’d had a spoon...

thebigbossyboss > MonkeePuzzle 07/22/2016 at 11:59

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LOL same one day. I kept changing it away from the traffic report. Turns out that everytime I heard “highway closed” it was the highway I was headed to.

A digger had hit an oil pipeline. Turns out that didn’t go well.

MonkeePuzzle > thebigbossyboss 07/22/2016 at 12:00

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a few months back I texted a co-worker who I know travels the same way “hey, FYI, highway is a nightmare” he replies “yeah, I know, I read traffic reports”

I never learn